That’s A Damn Shame

May 4th, 2005 by michael

I was curious to find out what the former Mayor of Cleveland, Michael White, has been up to since he decided not to run for reelecton last time around. I figured he had taken a job at Jones Day, or Squires, Sanders & Dempsey or had landed at a large not for profit like the Cleveland Foundation. I googled him but couldn’t find any useful or timely information regarding his whereabouts.

I finally resorted to emailing my parents, figuring they might have read something in the local papers about his latest gig.

From: Michael Oliver
To: Momma, Pops
Date: May 4, 2005 12:52 PM
Subject: Where in the world is Mike White?

Hey guys, wondering what happened to Mike
White, any ideas?

thanks,

m.o.


Momma got back to me quickly:

From: Momma
To: Michael Oliver, Pops
Date: May 4, 2005 1:14 PM
Subject: Re: Where in the world is Mike White?

Do you mean the former Mayor of Cleveland? He
retired to a farm in Tuscawaras County and is
raising alpacas, I believe.


An Alpaca

6 Responses to “That’s A Damn Shame”

  1. top dog Says:

    smooth! a move we can (or, should) all appreciate.

  2. Sarah Says:

    I often dream of retiring somewhere to raise alpacas. They’re really quite friendly and sweet.

  3. Jarid Says:

    I aspire to raise alpacas. Gotta have somethin’ to fall back on if the law thing doesn’t work out.

  4. sujan Says:

    between this and the picture up top of blue skies forever, i’m absolutely astounded by how these damn south american camelids keep popping up on my friends’ blogs.

  5. christopher king Says:

    Mike White wanted to be my brother-in-law so bad he could taste it. i think my sister dodged a bullet IMHO, especially if he really *DID* hit his wife.

    Anyway,

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    My experiences in Columbus, Ohio as a Civil Rights lawyer and as a contracts manager working for Boston’s American Tower Corporation – a company fined $300,000.00 for overtime violations at my behest – are chronicled in a 15-minute movie on my website, soon to be developed in Hollywood.

    http://www.christopherkingesq.com/index.html

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    Christopher King, Esq.

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